Once there was a little ghost goblin guy who was very lonely and also very hungry. He said to his ghost goblin mother "mother - I am very lonely and also very hungry." His mother said, "if you are very lonely and also very hungry, why don't you go and make a friend and then eat them? the gnomes are very good for this type of thing." The little ghost goblin said "because that's what I did last time. I enjoyed making a new friend, but when I ate him, he wasn't my friend anymore. Also, because of my incorporeality, all of the contents of my stomach fall out onto the floor. So I am still hungry very soon after eating my (now late) friend." His mother said "he IS still your friend, it's just that now he is a memory. He is your dead friend, your friend on the floor. And your friend in your heart." The little ghost goblin felt much better after speaking with his mother about this, and went to stand in the little pile of friend that was on the floor. The End.
Shalaylaholla should do a movie about that, and it'd probably be way better than Woman in the Lake and certainly bester than Deadly Breeze.
I think if I was to look inside of Lukey's brain I would see something like a cross between a card catalogue and the floor of his bedroom. He should attach all important items to himself with string. Annimation is not a word, and I don't think that the person who added it as a label meant to spell it incorrectly. I have noticed that several words hear and their our spelled wrong on this blog. Perhaps this is intentional after all, and will soon become a HoM 'thing.' sort of like Barf and Tug. I think although even Luke can do this blog, maybe he is doing something else at the other time instead.
This post hasn't nothing to not do with the absence of anything, and nothing more than that. Which is why I am writing. So I'll write a little more. A little more.
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Thursday, September 11, 2008
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Tickle Me Shimbers.
I saw that movie that Luke recommended, "The Last Winter," and I didn't love it. Interesting concept - it was a man vs. nature theme (which is rare in movies, i think) and was a heck of a lot better than the new Might Shalalayalaholla movie "Dangerous Breeze." There were some interesting/cool parts, but I was generally a little bored. ...And I didn't want to SEE the bad things in any sort of form - it was cooler when it was in my head. Can't anyone do any awesome Hitchcock movies anymore, where you play with the viewer's imagination?! the shit that I imagine is always more scary than what they show, and not knowing is more scary than knowing.
so, anyone got any GOOD suggestions for horror movies (to rent)? ...I can't find [rec] on netflix, dammit.
so, anyone got any GOOD suggestions for horror movies (to rent)? ...I can't find [rec] on netflix, dammit.
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