Terror rides again!

Once there was a little ghost goblin guy who was very lonely and also very hungry. He said to his ghost goblin mother "mother - I am very lonely and also very hungry." His mother said, "if you are very lonely and also very hungry, why don't you go and make a friend and then eat them? the gnomes are very good for this type of thing." The little ghost goblin said "because that's what I did last time. I enjoyed making a new friend, but when I ate him, he wasn't my friend anymore. Also, because of my incorporeality, all of the contents of my stomach fall out onto the floor. So I am still hungry very soon after eating my (now late) friend." His mother said "he IS still your friend, it's just that now he is a memory. He is your dead friend, your friend on the floor. And your friend in your heart." The little ghost goblin felt much better after speaking with his mother about this, and went to stand in the little pile of friend that was on the floor. The End.

Shalaylaholla should do a movie about that, and it'd probably be way better than Woman in the Lake and certainly bester than Deadly Breeze.

I think if I was to look inside of Lukey's brain I would see something like a cross between a card catalogue and the floor of his bedroom. He should attach all important items to himself with string. Annimation is not a word, and I don't think that the person who added it as a label meant to spell it incorrectly. I have noticed that several words hear and their our spelled wrong on this blog. Perhaps this is intentional after all, and will soon become a HoM 'thing.' sort of like Barf and Tug. I think although even Luke can do this blog, maybe he is doing something else at the other time instead.

This post hasn't nothing to not do with the absence of anything, and nothing more than that. Which is why I am writing. So I'll write a little more. A little more.

uh-oh

i think luke died.

i haven't heard from him in a while (like, almost a whole day), and he doesn't respond to emails, OR answer his phone. so something MUST be wrong, because that is just waaay too unusual.

of all the great ways i think luke died, i think the most probable is that he was walking across the street and bent over because he saw a plastic bag on the cement that he remembered he had put his keys in the night before. He left the bag on the curb, where he had been sitting and opening his mail the night before - which included a pair of new vampire fangs from dentaldistortions.com. He needed new fangs because the one on the left broke a few weeks ago when he had a few too many glasses of wine and bit down hard on a crosswalk button on the corner of the ave and 45th - on his way home from a ballerina party where he had met a wonderful woman named Shaquandaleelah (who is wonderful except her shelf butt - but luke has actually come to the conclusion that this might be a GOOD thing for a woman, because he can use it to hold his coffee mugs) and they had gone out to eat and he actually managed to eat MORE than her, finishing off her extra large bowl of pho. anyways, when he bent down to recover his keys from this plastic bag, so that he could go inside and check if his animetorrentporn had finished downloading, he was hit by a car and dragged all the way to dicks, where he finally died. ...they probably could have saved him because all he needed was a bite to eat, but he said "no thanks, I don't eat DEAD flesh..."